My dearest SARS I hope you don't mind me calling you "my dearest" and using your first name, but I have an idea (please find enclosed), which I am prepared to offer to the nation. There will be multifarious benefits. My proposal is this: People should put their income tax returns into bottles and chuck them into the nearest river. We know precisely where the rivers end up. The bottles belonging to those living north of the Witwatersrand will all end up in Hartebeespoort Dam where one could employ an army of the local unemployed to fish them out. When enough bottles have accumulated, Consol Glass would be only too glad to ... bring the bottles in for recycling and ... drop the forms off, en passant (as we say), at your esteemed offices. One must consider that the drought, being what it is, has made our rivers rather sluggish, even so, I bet the tax forms will still get from point A to point H faster than the mail service. Your obedient servant James Brown Watershed

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